One of the most frustrating things in my life, is the term, and the actions of the phrase "back seat driver". First of all, it's not always the back seat. What if you have a 2 seater car, like I do? The term relates to someone in the car, constantly alerting the driver of hazards, or giving advice to the driver. Don't call it the back seat driver anymore. Call it "the cunt who keeps telling me shit I already know driver" - Because that's a far better reflection.
Let me talk to you about a few of the things that really fuck me off with this. I'll have someone next to me in the car, and we'll be approaching a red light. They can see it, which means I can see it. We're say 2 foot apart, maximum. Yet for some reason, they feel the need to let me know about the forthcoming red light. "That's a red light Nep". Yeah. No fucking shit. I'm in the car too asshole.
Another of my pet hates with this, is lane switchers. I'm not stuck in traffic often, because I try to drive outside of rush hour, but sometimes, you get stuck. And 99 times out of 100, the person will let you know "That lane is moving quicker". IS IT? FUCKING IS IT? Well thanks for that valuable piece of information. It made my fucking day. So let's spend the next 8 minutes trying to get from the really slowly moving lane, to the slowly moving lane, because it'll make a whole bunch of difference. While most of you might be thinking, but Neppo, this actually makes sense. Let me tell you why it doesn't.
Every single person in the REALLY slowly moving lane, has "the cunt who keeps telling me shit I already know driver" sat next to them. Which means, 100% of the cars in the really slowly moving lane, are attempting to move in to the slowly moving lane, meaning the slowly moving lane becomes the "Oh shit, must just be really slow in all the lanes" lane, and the really slowly moving lane becomes the steadily moving lane. You don't need me tell you which lane I like to be in. And then when we overtake the car that's now in the "Oh shit must just be really slow in all the lanes" car, that used to be in the really slow moving lane, but changed because they thought it was the slow moving lane, I like to look hard to the cunt who keeps telling me shit I already know driver, dead in the eyes, and say to them "I don't tell you how to be a passenger in my car, so don't tell me how the fuck to drive my car."
Next time they can walk.
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