Don’t you just hate how in today’s
society we have to pretend to be
friendly and “accepting” towards
Jews and Muslims and Buddhists
and stuff, even though underneath
it all, you and I both know that
these people are headed on a one-
way trip to the land of eternal
guillotines and boiling cauldrons
and dental torture? So why do we
have to treat them as if that’s not
going to happen? Who cares if it’s
politically incorrect, I’m going to
say the truth about those dim-
witted Jews and asinine Muslims.
Say it with me: Sssssssssssinners!
Now say it to their faces when you
see them at the shopping mall. And
squint your eyes and point at them
when you do it. They might seem
annoyed or amused, but that’s just
the devil controlling their facial
muscles. If mall security gets
called in, take a swing at one of the
officers. Don’t worry – Jesus will
protect you.
Professor Poetry Hound
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sinners-at-the-mall/
