Remember when everyone was arguing
about what kind of car Jesus would drive,
and some folks said it would be an energy-
efficient hybrid and other folks said
it would be a (supposedly) safe SUV?
Well, I was wondering
what kind of gun Jesus would own.
What do you think? Would it be a
9mm Glock or maybe a KSC Beretta 93R?
Neither one, I say. He won’t need a sidearm
for personal protection because I think God
will be looking out for him a little better
this next time around.
No, I think he would instead shop for
a good gun for playing paintball.
So would it be the Splatmaster Rapide or
perhaps the budget-minded Daisy Eagle.68?
I can just see him coming back
from a round of paintball,
his robes splattered with paint,
and a glorious grin on his face.
I sure hope he remembers
to wear protective goggles though.
It wouldn’t look good to see Jesus
rushed off to the emergency room
with eye damage,
and imagine him having to wear
an eye patch after that.
Safety first, I say.
Professor Poetry Hound
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/guns-for-the-lord/
