*originally by the guys; edited by Lavoisier*
Death by graduation,
This is no infatuation
I've never been killed by talking,
I'm resurrected only by mocking
Voting is as good as arsenic,
I feel like puking, like carsick-ness
This feels like lethal injection,
Worse than a tape worm infection
Or passing a kidney stone?
Antoine Lavoisier
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/death-by-graduation/