Newsflash: THEY WROTE, HE SMOTE
Earlier Today: God The Almighty, displeased at the lack of appropriate reverence with which His name is bandied about on a certain cyber space platform, stretched forth His mighty hand and briefly knocked poemhunter.com out of operation. Known for His merciful tendencies, The Almighty shortly relented and allowed the site yet another chance at redemption. When contacted for this story, God declined detailed comment, issuing only the following brief statement:
' I am sure all those poets who deign to speak in My Name will be happy to provide a plethora of comment.'
H.i Chesebit
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/newsflash-poem-hunter-feels-the-wrath-of-god/