Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, 'PIG! ! '
Santa immediately leans out his window and replies, 'BITCH! ! '
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
Edwin Drood
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