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saadat tahir - Heave O’ho! .......(funny ol Joe)

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Ah! Sun’s warm! Need a dip.
Rockin the wood sloppy ol dick.
swagger a pay? He won’t click!

Oh run over here, natty nick!
Do something, you ol prick!
Today too, ya callin in sick?

If ya cannot do that trick.
At least, give it a surely lick.
Or try and oil, that damn wick!

Hold a spoon steady at my Lip.
Soups been ready for the sip.
Oh heavens! At least a nip.

Shuffles to bed, jiggling paunch.
Hick some garbled sleazy raunch.
Before I know, down on a haunch.

Hardly stirred in gapping slumber.
Slick new spin to cool as cucumber.
Heave O’ho! watch out lo! Timber…

(Islamabad)
(Monday, July 13,2009)

saadat tahir

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