Have an awesome Friday 13th! Here's my parody to George Strait's "All My Ex's Live in Texas". I promise the next song I share is going to have some "purpose". Oh yeah, I only have ownership over four images used in this video. If you like boobies, I'm sure you can easily find them. Also, here's the lyrics if you'd like to follow along.
All my exes gave me hexes
And hex bags are the things I do not really need
Yes, all my exes gave me hexes
A vial of holy water’s what I seek
Bellatrix was a fine Death Eater
Flew at night on a straw broom
That jailbait dream from Waverly
Smote me with a lawsuit curse
And Evil-Lyn drives men to sin
Her feelings were just skin deep
And Lilith built satanic temples
Just to plague me when I sleep
All my exes gave me hexes
A hex bag’s what I found under my driver’s seat
But, all my exes gave me hexes
That’s why I have immaculate STDs
Had hot affairs with MILF queen Mera
We’d go skinny dip
She changed the tide and warped my mind
Assaulting me with some fish
I sought out monks for meditation
Burn smudge sticks each night
But I somehow get magical ails
From a witch’s ire
All my exes gave me hexes
And hex bags are the pains only witch doctors treat
Yes, all my exes gave me hexes
That’s why it smells like anus when I breathe
Yes, I think I’m dying
Drops of blood are what I cry
Think I need an exorcism for relief
