I know what you are thinking ...........
A narrow boat holiday... in Venice? That’s already hilarious! Since Venice is known for gondolas, canals, and romantic vibes — showing up in a long British-style canal boat is comedy gold.
I'll let you know how I got on?
The natives will probably refuse me entry ..... for a start .....
a) we are NO longer part of the ...... EU!!
b) they've probably never even heard of our British-style canal narrow boats!
c) I've got FAT CHANCE of being accepted at the gates of Venice!
d) BUT miracles do happen ..........!!
