If you want real entertainment in London — raw, unpredictable, and unscripted — all you need is a day travel card and a seat on the top deck of a London bus!
I should know ....... I travel almost every day on the buses ....... sheer enjoyment guaranteed on almost every trip!!
I call it my "chauffeur-driven bus!". Same red carpet treatment... minus the carpet!
A middle-aged bloke, completely and utterly drunk ....... hasn't got a clue what day it is?!!!
Now, you’d think stepping onto a bus is simple, right? Not for this chap ....... for obvious reasons! He stood there swaying like a badly installed wardrobe!
Eventually, it took two blokes and a gentle nudge from behind — like a farmer loading livestock onto a trailer — to get him up the steps. And boom! He’s in!
But oh no, the saga wasn’t over. As soon as he stumbled in… he dropped his mobile phone! Now, normally, someone would help. But not today. Nope. People were so fed up, they just let him fend for himself. It was like: "Mate, you’re on your own now. We got you on board, that’s our good deed for the year!"
And there he was… crawling, twisting, reaching… all over the place!
Took him ages to retrieve it… but just as the bus pulled into the next stop — victory! He grabs the phone as if Santa had given him an early Christmas present!
Honestly — this kind of KWALITY comedy? You won’t get it in your own car. Doesn’t matter if you’ve got a Tesla, a Bentley, Rolls-Royce… with or without your chauffeur!
So next time you hop on a London bus, keep your eyes peeled. Because you never know… your fellow passenger might just turn your ride into the next big sitcom episode!
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